The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Butker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Butker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Butker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.