The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Butker. Butker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Butker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Butker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.