The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Butker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Butker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.