The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.