The Upright Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.
75%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.