The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Butker, that's a flag." Butker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.