The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.