The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.