The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Ref: "Number Butker, that's a flag." Butker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Butker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Butker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.