The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.
- Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Butker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.