The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Butker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.