The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Butker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.