The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Butker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.