The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Butker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.