The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Butker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Butker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.