The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Butker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Butker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.