The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.