The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Butker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.