The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Butker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Butker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
90%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.