The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Butker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.