The Upright Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Butker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.