The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Butker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.
72%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.