The Snap Count Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.