The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“The QB looks at TeSlaa exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take TeSlaa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.