The Mystery Tweak Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- TeSlaa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take TeSlaa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.