The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment TeSlaa was due a breakout.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.