The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“Ref: "Number TeSlaa, that's a flag." TeSlaa: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.