The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over TeSlaa's stadium. Only over TeSlaa.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- The broadcast shows TeSlaa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.