The Shadow Coverage Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
TeSlaa, TeSlaa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.