The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A mysterious flag erases TeSlaa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.