The Late Scratch Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“A mysterious flag erases TeSlaa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows TeSlaa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.