The Hamstring Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
74%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.