The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“A mysterious flag erases TeSlaa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- TeSlaa gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
73%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.