The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- TeSlaa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.