The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.