The Late Scratch Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- TeSlaa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.