The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- TeSlaa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.