The Phantom Holding Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- TeSlaa's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment TeSlaa was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.