The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.