The Dropped Pass Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- TeSlaa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.