The Phantom Holding Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.