The Butter-Finger Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
TeSlaa, TeSlaa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.