The Dropped Pass Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- TeSlaa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.