The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.