The Hamstring Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
TeSlaa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.