The Phantom Flag Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
TeSlaa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.