The Shadow Coverage Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- TeSlaa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.