The Late Scratch Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“A mysterious flag erases TeSlaa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.