The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- TeSlaa's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment TeSlaa was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.