The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- TeSlaa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
TeSlaa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.